Old Shit:
Praty!
Bath
The Law of Conservation of Bullshit
New York Moments
Acronyms. WTF?
O no not again
self portrait
I Am There.
Discourse 101: A Defense of Microsoft
It's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you (without a strong rhyme to step to)
Oh snap
Baby 2005 has a fly whip (with rims, yo!)
Blind River as in Taughannock
Shonen Knife (One Part Sake)
Happy Hallowe'en, youse guys.
Which color will you choose?
Welcome out-of-state haters!
A new slum. This one's got running water!
Hey all you liberals: Stop fucking things up for us progressives!
What "GmbH" means in German company names.
Ahh, they're in love!
Low Brow
Open Sores
Lemons
Balloons on the mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here"
Many ways to be without colour
Wine, cheese and elbow grease
Can you feel my Love Bug?
PEBCUAG: Problem Exists Between Casual User and Asshole Geeks
Take off your headphones and call your motherfucking congressman
"The Darkness," broken autos and earnest Paranoia
Nice axe. Wish i could play.
Truth does not exist.
The perils of percussion.
Sorry Ryan.
It lives, it breathes
This thing is new but I think we can get it up to 80.
A "brief" guide to conversatin'
You may be wrong, but it don't make me right
I hate people (what ELSE is new)
What's not going on in my life.
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Bath
The Law of Conservation of Bullshit
New York Moments
Acronyms. WTF?
O no not again
self portrait
I Am There.
Discourse 101: A Defense of Microsoft
It's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you (without a strong rhyme to step to)
Oh snap
Baby 2005 has a fly whip (with rims, yo!)
Blind River as in Taughannock
Shonen Knife (One Part Sake)
Happy Hallowe'en, youse guys.
Which color will you choose?
Welcome out-of-state haters!
A new slum. This one's got running water!
Hey all you liberals: Stop fucking things up for us progressives!
What "GmbH" means in German company names.
Ahh, they're in love!
Low Brow
Open Sores
Lemons
Balloons on the mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here"
Many ways to be without colour
Wine, cheese and elbow grease
Can you feel my Love Bug?
PEBCUAG: Problem Exists Between Casual User and Asshole Geeks
Take off your headphones and call your motherfucking congressman
"The Darkness," broken autos and earnest Paranoia
Nice axe. Wish i could play.
Truth does not exist.
The perils of percussion.
Sorry Ryan.
It lives, it breathes
This thing is new but I think we can get it up to 80.
A "brief" guide to conversatin'
You may be wrong, but it don't make me right
I hate people (what ELSE is new)
What's not going on in my life.
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25 |
| HAIR | Light brown | |||
| EYES | Blue | |||
| HEIGHT | 1.82m | |||
| WEIGHT | 103.6kg | |||
| COMPLEXION | Caucasian | |||
| BIRTHPLACE | Oil City, PA | |||
| PROFESSION | Programmer | |||
| SCHOOLIN' | BA English Lit & Rhetoric | |||
| GPA | 2.71 | |||
| STATUS | Married | |||
| WIFE | Hot | |||
| AUTOMOBILE |
1998 VW Passat 1973 VW Super Beetle |
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| COMPUTERS |
Athlon 1GHz 15" Powerbook G4 1.25 GHz 30 GB iPod |
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| BAND | Screaming Trees | |||
| ARTIST | Chuck Close | |||
| POET | Aceyalone | |||
| WORD | Lurid | |||
| CUSSWORD | Motherfucker | |||
| FOOD | Spinach pie | |||
| POLITICS | Libertarian, Humanist, Moderate | |||
| PHILOSOPHYS | Materialism, Nautralism, Logical Positivism | |||
| MAX PRESS | 75kg | |||
| MILE TIME | 7:20 | |||
| UNDERWEAR | Goddamn sexy | |||
| ATTITUDE | Completely Awesome |
